Straight Outta Lynwood - White & Nerdy lyrics


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They see me mowin'... my front lawn

I know they're all thinkin' I'm so white & nerdy

Think I'm just too white & nerdy

Think I'm just too white & nerdy

Can't ya see I'm white & nerdy?

Look at me, I'm white & nerdy

I wanna roll with... the gangstas

But so far they all think I'm too white and nerdy

Think I'm just too white & nerdy

Think I'm just too white & nerdy

I'm just too white & nerdy

Really, really white & nerdy



First in my class there at MIT

Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D

MC Escher, that's my favorite MC

Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea

My rims never spin - to the contrary

You'll find that they're quite stationary

All of my action figures are cherry

Stephen Hawking's in my library

My MySpace page is all totally pimped out

Got people beggin' for my Top 8 spaces

Yo, I know pi to a thousand places

Ain't got no grills, but I still wear braces

I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise

I'm a whiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days

Once you see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed

My fingers movin' so fast, I'll set the place ablaze

There's no killer app I haven't run

At Pascal, well, I'm number one

Do vector calculus just for fun

I ain't got a gat but I got a soldering gun

"Happy Days" is my favorite theme song

I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong

I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on

I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

Here's the part I sing on...



They see me roll on... my Segway

I know in my heart they think I'm white & nerdy

Think I'm just too white & nerdy

Think I'm just too white & nerdy

Can't ya see I'm white & nerdy?

Look at me, I'm white & nerdy

I'd like to roll with... the gangstas

Although it's apparent I'm too white and nerdy

Think I'm just too white & nerdy

Think I'm just too white & nerdy

I'm just too white & nerdy

How'd I get so white & nerdy?



I've been browsin', inspectin'

X-Men comics, you know I collect 'em

The pens in my pocket, I must protect 'em

My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored

Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media

I edit, Wikipedia

I memorized "Holy Grail" really well

I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL

I got a business doin' web sites

When my friends need some code, who do they call?

I do HTML for 'em all

Even made a home page for my dog

Yo, I got myself a fanny pack

They were havin' a sale down at The Gap

Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap

Pop pop, hope no one sees me... gettin' freaky

I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour cream

I was in A/V Club and Glee Club and even the chess team

Only question I ever thought was hard

Was, do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?

Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Faire

Got my name on my underwear



They see me strollin'... they laughin'

And rollin' their eyes 'cause I'm so white & nerdy

Just because I'm white & nerdy

Just because I'm white & nerdy

All because I'm white & nerdy

Holy cow, I'm white & nerdy

I wanna bowl with... the gangstas

But oh well, it's obvious I'm white and nerdy

Think I'm just too white & nerdy

Think I'm just too white & nerdy

I'm just too white & nerdy

Look a' me, I'm white & nerdy


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