Straight Outta Lynwood - Canadian Idiot lyrics
Don't want to be a Canadian idiot
Dont want to be some beer swillin' hockey nut
and do I look like some frost bitten hosehead
I never learned my alphabet from A to zed
They all live on donuts and moose meat
and they leave the house without packin' heat
never even bring their guns to the mall
and you know what else is too funny
their stupid monopoly money
can't take 'em seriously at all
Well maple syrup and snow's what they export
they treat curling just like it's a real sport
they think their silly accent is so cute
can't understand a thing they're talking aboot
sure they got their national health care
cheaper meds low crime rates and clean air
then again well they got celine dion
eat their weight in kraft macaroni
and dream of driving a zamboni
all over saskatchewan
Don't want to be a Canadian idiot
We'll figure out their temperature in Celcius
see the map they're hovering right over us
tell you the truth it makes me kinda nervous
always hear the same kind of story
break your nose and they'll just say sorry
tell me what kind of freaks are that polite
It's gotta mean they're all up to something
so quick before they see it coming
time for a pre-emptive strike
Please correct Canadian Idiot lyrics here.
Please add new lyrics to album Straight Outta Lynwood here.
Please add new lyrics of Weird Al Yankovic here.
Request new Weird Al Yankovic lyrics here.
Quick Search Lyrics
Top Lyrics This Week
1. Matt Nathanson lyrics - Come On Get Higher lyrics
2. Mariah Carey lyrics - Angels Cry lyrics
3. Mariah Carey lyrics - H.A.T.E.U lyrics
4. Hillsong lyrics - One Way lyrics
5. Kenny Chesney lyrics - Better as a Memory lyrics
6. Hillsongs United lyrics - At The Cross lyrics
7. Hillsongs United lyrics - Take It All lyrics
8. Lmfao lyrics - Shots lyrics
9. Keisha White lyrics - The Weakness In Me lyrics
10. Kings Of Leon lyrics - Sex On Fire lyrics
More top songs lyrics
More top albums lyrics
More top artists lyrics
Most searched lyrics today
