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I met him in a swamp down in dagoba
Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
S o d a, soda

I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said "yoda"
Y o d a, yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Well, i've been around, but i ain't never seen
A guy who looks like a muppet, but he's all wrinkled and green
Oh, my yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Well, i'm not dumb, but i can't understand
How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand
Oh, my yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Well, i left home just a week before
And i've never ever been a jedi before
But obi wan, he set me straight, of course
He said, "go to yoda and he'll show you the force"

Well i'm not the kind that would argue with ben
So it looks like i'm gonna start all over again
With my yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

So i used the force
I picked up a box
I lifted some rocks
While i stood on my head
Well, i won't forget what yoda said

He said, "luke, stay away from the darker side
And if you start to go astray, let the force be your guide"
Oh, my yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

"i know darth vader's really got you annoyed
But remember, if you kill him, then you'll be unemployed"
Oh, my yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Well, i heard my friends really got in a mess
So i'm gonna have to leave yoda, i guess
But i know that i'll be coming back some day
I'll be playing this part 'till i'm old and gray

The long-term contract that i had to sign
Says i'll be making these movies till the end of time
With my yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

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