1.  (this Song's Just) Six Words Long lyrics (album Even Worse)

2.  1985 Food Medley - 02 - Doctor lyrics (album unknown)

3.  A COMPLICATED SONG lyrics (album Poodle Hat)

4.  Achy Breaky Song lyrics (album Alapalooza)

5.  Achy Breaky Song lyrics (album Vol. 2-greatest Hits)

6.  Addicted To Spuds lyrics (album Food Album)

7.  Addicted To Spuds lyrics (album Polka Party)

8.  Addicted To Spuds lyrics (album Vol. 1-greatest Hits)

9.  Airline Amy lyrics (album Off The Deep End)

10.  Albuquerque lyrics (album Running With Scissors)

11.  Alimony lyrics (album Even Worse)

12.  Amish Paradise lyrics (album Bad Hair Day)

13.  ANGRY WHITE BOY POLKA lyrics (album Poodle Hat)

14.  Another One Rides The Bus lyrics (album Weird Al Yankovic)

15.  Another Tattoo lyrics (album Alpocalypse)

16.  Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars lyrics (album Uhf)

17.  Avocado lyrics (album Food Medley)

18.  Baby Likes Burping lyrics (album unknown)

19.  Bedrock Anthem lyrics (album Vol. 2-greatest Hits)

20.  Bedrock Anthem lyrics (album Alapalooza)

21.  Bedrock Anthem lyrics (album The Tv Album)

22.  Belvedere Cruising lyrics (album unknown)

23.  BOB lyrics (album Poodle Hat)

24.  Bohemian Polka lyrics (album Alapalooza)

25.  Bologna lyrics (album Food Medley)

26.  Born To Be Mild lyrics (album unknown)

27.  Buckingham Blues lyrics (album Weird Al Yankovic)

28.  Burger King lyrics (album Food Medley)

29.  Buy Me A Condo lyrics (album In 3-d)

30.  Cable Tv lyrics (album Dare To Be Stupid)

31.  Cable Tv lyrics (album The Tv Album)

32.  Callin' in Sick lyrics (album Bad Hair Day)

33.  Canadian Idiot lyrics (album Straight Outta Lynwood )

34.  Cavity Search lyrics (album Bad Hair Day)

35.  Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios lyrics (album unknown)

36.  Chicken Pot Pie lyrics (album unknown)

37.  Christmas At Ground Zero lyrics (album Polka Party)

38.  Christmas At Ground Zero lyrics (album Vol. 2-greatest Hits)

39.  Christmas Memories Of "weird Al" Yankovic lyrics (album unknown)

40.  Close But No Cigar lyrics (album Straight Outta Lynwood )

41.  CNR lyrics (album Alpocalypse)

42.  Confessions Part III lyrics (album Straight Outta Lynwood )

43.  COUCH POTATO lyrics (album Poodle Hat)

44.  Cows With Guns lyrics (album unknown)

45.  Craigslist lyrics (album Alpocalypse)

46.  Crampton Comes Alive lyrics (album unknown)

47.  Dare To Be Stupid lyrics (album Vol. 1-greatest Hits)

48.  Dare To Be Stupid lyrics (album Dare To Be Stupid)

49.  Dead Car Battery Blues lyrics (album unknown)

50.  Do I Creep You lyrics (album Straight Outta Lynwood )

51.  Dog Eat Dog lyrics (album Polka Party)

52.  Don't Download This Song lyrics (album Straight Outta Lynwood )

53.  Don't Touch That lyrics (album unknown)

54.  Don't Wear Those Shoes lyrics (album Polka Party)

55.  Don't You Forget About Meat lyrics (album Food Medley)

56.  Dr. Demento Radio Promo lyrics (album unknown)

57.  Dr. Demento's 15th Anniversary Special lyrics (album unknown)

58.  Eat It lyrics (album In 3-d)

59.  Eat It lyrics (album Food Album)

60.  Eat It lyrics (album Vol. 1-greatest Hits)

61.  EBAY lyrics (album Poodle Hat)

62.  Ebay Song lyrics (album unknown)

63.  Everything You Know is Wrong lyrics (album Bad Hair Day)

64.  Fast Food lyrics (album unknown)

65.  Fat lyrics (album Food Album)

66.  Fat lyrics (album Vol. 1-greatest Hits)

67.  Fat lyrics (album Even Worse)

68.  Fatter lyrics (album unknown)

69.  Flatbush Avenue lyrics (album unknown)

70.  Frank's 2000" Tv lyrics (album Alapalooza)

71.  Frank's 2000" Tv lyrics (album The Tv Album)

72.  Free Delivery lyrics (album unknown)

73.  Fun Zone lyrics (album Uhf)

74.  Gandhi Ii lyrics (album Uhf)

75.  Gee, I'm A Nerd lyrics (album unknown)

76.  Generic Blues lyrics (album Uhf)

77.  GENIUS IN FRANCE lyrics (album Poodle Hat)

78.  George Of The Jungle lyrics (album Dare To Be Stupid)

79.  Germs lyrics (album Running With Scissors)

80.  Girls Just Want To Have Lunch lyrics (album Food Medley)

81.  Girls Just Want To Have Lunch lyrics (album Dare To Be Stupid)

82.  Good Enough For Now lyrics (album Polka Party)

83.  Good Old Days lyrics (album Even Worse)

84.  Gotta Boogie lyrics (album Weird Al Yankovic)

85.  Grapefruit Diet lyrics (album Running With Scissors)

86.  Gravy On You lyrics (album unknown)

87.  Green Eggs And Ham lyrics (album unknown)

88.  Gump lyrics (album Bad Hair Day)

89.  Happy Birthday lyrics (album Weird Al Yankovic)

90.  HARDWARE STORE lyrics (album Poodle Hat)

91.  Harvey The Wonder Hamster lyrics (album Alapalooza)

92.  Headline News lyrics (album Vol. 2-greatest Hits)

93.  Here's Johnny lyrics (album Polka Party)

94.  Here's Johnny lyrics (album The Tv Album)

95.  Hit Me With A Rock lyrics (album unknown)

96.  Holiday Greetings 1987 lyrics (album unknown)

97.  Holiday Greetings 1988 lyrics (album unknown)

98.  Hooked on Polkas lyrics (album Dare To Be Stupid)

99.  I Can't Watch This lyrics (album The Tv Album)

100.  I Can't Watch This lyrics (album Off The Deep End)

101.  I Feel Like Throwin' Up lyrics (album Food Medley)

102.  I Lost On Jeopardy lyrics (album The Tv Album)

103.  I Lost On Jeopardy lyrics (album Vol. 1-greatest Hits)

104.  I Lost On Jeopardy lyrics (album In 3-d)

105.  I Love Rocky Road lyrics (album Weird Al Yankovic)

106.  I Love Rocky Road lyrics (album Food Medley)

107.  I Love Rocky Road lyrics (album Food Album)

108.  I Remember Larry lyrics (album Bad Hair Day)

109.  I Think I'm A Clone Now lyrics (album Even Worse)

110.  I Want A New Duck lyrics (album Dare To Be Stupid)

111.  I Was Only Kidding lyrics (album Off The Deep End)

112.  I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead lyrics (album Weird Al Yankovic)

113.  I'll Repair For You (a Theme For Home Improvement) lyrics (album unknown)

114.  I'll Sue Ya lyrics (album Straight Outta Lynwood )

115.  I'm So Sick of You lyrics (album Bad Hair Day)

116.  If I Could Make Love To A Bottle lyrics (album unknown)

117.  If That Isn't Love lyrics (album Alpocalypse)

118.  Isle Thing lyrics (album Uhf)

119.  It's All About The Pentiums lyrics (album Running With Scissors)

120.  It's Moldy Now lyrics (album Food Medley)

121.  It's Still Billy Joel To Me lyrics (album unknown)

122.  Jerry Springer lyrics (album Running With Scissors)

123.  Jurassic Park lyrics (album Alapalooza)

124.  Jurassic Park lyrics (album Vol. 2-greatest Hits)

125.  Kidstar 1250 Radio Promotion lyrics (album unknown)

126.  King Of Suede lyrics (album In 3-d)

127.  Lasagna lyrics (album Even Worse)

128.  Lasagna lyrics (album Food Album)

129.  Lasagna lyrics (album Vol. 1-greatest Hits)

130.  Laundry Day lyrics (album unknown)

131.  Leisure Suit Serenade lyrics (album unknown)

132.  Let Me Be Your Hog lyrics (album Uhf)

133.  Like A Surgeon lyrics (album Dare To Be Stupid)

134.  Like A Surgeon lyrics (album Vol. 1-greatest Hits)

135.  Livin' In The Fridge lyrics (album Alapalooza)

136.  Living With A Hernia lyrics (album Vol. 1-greatest Hits)

137.  Living With A Hernia lyrics (album Polka Party)

138.  Matter Of Crust lyrics (album unknown)

139.  Melanie lyrics (album Even Worse)

140.  Midnight Star lyrics (album In 3-d)

141.  Money For Nothing/beverly Hillbillies lyrics (album Uhf)

142.  Money For Nothing/beverly Hillbillies lyrics (album Vol. 2-greatest Hits)

143.  Money For Nothing/beverly Hillbillies lyrics (album The Tv Album)

144.  Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung lyrics (album Weird Al Yankovic)

145.  Mr. Popeil lyrics (album In 3-d)

146.  My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder lyrics (album Running With Scissors)

147.  My Bologna lyrics (album Weird Al Yankovic)

148.  My Bologna lyrics (album Food Album)

149.  Nature Trail To Hell lyrics (album In 3-d)

150.  Never Met A Person As Wonderful As Me lyrics (album unknown)

151.  Nobody Here But Us Frogs lyrics (album unknown)

152.  ODE TO A SUPERHERO lyrics (album Poodle Hat)

153.  One More Minute lyrics (album Permanent Record)

154.  One More Minute lyrics (album Dare To Be Stupid)

155.  One More Minute lyrics (album Vol. 1-greatest Hits)

156.  One Of Those Days lyrics (album Polka Party)

157.  Pacman lyrics (album unknown)

158.  Pancreas lyrics (album Straight Outta Lynwood )

159.  PARTY AT THE LEPER COLONY lyrics (album Poodle Hat)

160.  Party In The CIA lyrics (album Alpocalypse)

161.  Perform This Way lyrics (album Alpocalypse)

162.  Phony Calls lyrics (album Bad Hair Day)

163.  Polka Face lyrics (album Alpocalypse)

164.  Polka Party! lyrics (album Polka Party)

165.  Polka Patterns lyrics (album unknown)

166.  Polka Power! lyrics (album Running With Scissors)

167.  Polka Your Eyes Out lyrics (album Vol. 2-greatest Hits)

168.  Polka Your Eyes Out lyrics (album Off The Deep End)

169.  Polkarama! lyrics (album Straight Outta Lynwood )

170.  Polkas On 45 lyrics (album In 3-d)

171.  Pretty Fly For A Rabbi lyrics (album Running With Scissors)

172.  Ricky lyrics (album The Tv Album)

173.  Ricky lyrics (album Vol. 1-greatest Hits)

174.  Ricky lyrics (album Weird Al Yankovic)

175.  Ringtone lyrics (album Alpocalypse)

176.  School Cafeteria - Version 1 lyrics (album unknown)

177.  School Cafeteria - Version 2 lyrics (album unknown)

178.  She Drives Like Crazy lyrics (album Uhf)

179.  She Never Told Me She Was A Mime lyrics (album Alapalooza)

180.  Since You've Been Gone lyrics (album Bad Hair Day)

181.  Since You've Been Gone - Live lyrics (album Bad Hair Day)

182.  Skipper Dan lyrics (album Alpocalypse)

183.  Slime Creatures From Outer Space lyrics (album Dare To Be Stupid)

184.  Smells Like Nirvana lyrics (album Vol. 2-greatest Hits)

185.  Smells Like Nirvana lyrics (album Off The Deep End)

186.  Snack All Night lyrics (album unknown)

187.  Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut lyrics (album unknown)

188.  Spam lyrics (album Uhf)

189.  Spam lyrics (album Food Album)

190.  Spameater lyrics (album Food Medley)

191.  Spatula City lyrics (album Uhf)

192.  Steak Number 3 lyrics (album Food Medley)

193.  Stop Draggin' My Car Around lyrics (album Weird Al Yankovic)

194.  Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me lyrics (album Alpocalypse)

195.  Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White lyrics (album Even Worse)

196.  Such A Groovy Guy lyrics (album Weird Al Yankovic)

197.  Syndicated Inc. lyrics (album Bad Hair Day)

198.  Taco Grande lyrics (album Off The Deep End)

199.  Take Me Down lyrics (album unknown)

200.  Take Me To The Liver lyrics (album unknown)

201.  Take The "l" Out Of Liver lyrics (album unknown)

202.  Talk Soup lyrics (album Alapalooza)

203.  Talk Soup lyrics (album The Tv Album)

204.  That Boy Could Dance lyrics (album In 3-d)

205.  The Alternative Polka lyrics (album Bad Hair Day)

206.  The Backwards Section From Nature Trail To Hell lyrics (album unknown)

207.  The Ballad Of Kent Marlow lyrics (album unknown)

208.  The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota lyrics (album Uhf)

209.  The Brady Bunch lyrics (album The Tv Album)

210.  The Brady Bunch lyrics (album In 3-d)

211.  The Check's In The Mail lyrics (album Weird Al Yankovic)

212.  The Hot Rocks Polka lyrics (album Uhf)

213.  The Night Santa Went Crazy lyrics (album Bad Hair Day)

214.  The Plumbing Song lyrics (album Off The Deep End)

215.  The Rye And The Kaiser lyrics (album Food Medley)

216.  The Rye Or The Kaiser (Theme From Rocky XIII) lyrics (album Food Album)

217.  The Saga Begins lyrics (album Running With Scissors)

218.  The Weird Al Show Theme lyrics (album Running With Scissors)

219.  The White Stuff lyrics (album Food Album)

220.  The White Stuff lyrics (album Off The Deep End)

221.  Theme From Rocky Xiii lyrics (album In 3-d)

222.  This Is The Life lyrics (album Dare To Be Stupid)

223.  This Is The Life lyrics (album Vol. 2-greatest Hits)

224.  Title Of The Song In Question lyrics (album unknown)

225.  TMZ lyrics (album Alpocalypse)

226.  Toothless People lyrics (album Polka Party)

227.  Traffic Jam lyrics (album Alapalooza)

228.  Trapped In The Drive-Thru lyrics (album Straight Outta Lynwood )

229.  TRASH DAY lyrics (album Poodle Hat)

230.  Trigger Happy lyrics (album Off The Deep End)

231.  Truck Drivin' Song lyrics (album Running With Scissors)

232.  Twister lyrics (album Even Worse)

233.  Ugly irl lyrics (album unknown)

234.  Uhf lyrics (album Uhf)

235.  Uhf lyrics (album Vol. 2-greatest Hits)

236.  Uhf lyrics (album The Tv Album)

237.  Velvet Elvis lyrics (album Even Worse)

238.  Virus Alert lyrics (album Straight Outta Lynwood )

239.  Waffle King lyrics (album Alapalooza)

240.  WANNA BE UR LOVR lyrics (album Poodle Hat)

241.  We Got The Beef lyrics (album unknown)

242.  Weasel Stomping Day lyrics (album Straight Outta Lynwood )

243.  Whatever You Like lyrics (album Alpocalypse)

244.  When I Was Your Age lyrics (album Off The Deep End)

245.  Which Backstreet Boy Is Gay lyrics (album unknown)

246.  White & Nerdy lyrics (album Straight Outta Lynwood )

247.  Whole Lotta Lunch lyrics (album Food Medley)

248.  WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME? lyrics (album Poodle Hat)

249.  Won't Eat Prunes Again lyrics (album unknown)

250.  Yoda lyrics (album Dare To Be Stupid)

251.  Yoda lyrics (album Vol. 2-greatest Hits)

252.  Yoda Chant lyrics (album unknown)

253.  You Don't Love Me Anymore lyrics (album Off The Deep End)

254.  You Don't Love Me Anymore lyrics (album Vol. 2-greatest Hits)

255.  You Don't Take Your Showers lyrics (album unknown)

256.  You Make Me lyrics (album Even Worse)

257.  Young, Dumb & Ugly lyrics (album Alapalooza)

258.  Your Horoscope For Today lyrics (album Running With Scissors)